This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
(oops, look at that, I was so excited it posted twice)
-- If I'm not writing, I'm just sitting here changing oxygen into carbon dioxide. Like a baby. A little shit and piss factory, maybe one day a man. Be a man today, motherfucker.
Hey, random hello, not so random mention that my friend and I just totally scored tickets to a--drumroll please--Parliament show in Toronto in 2 weeks! George and Bootsy and Bernie Warrel and Lord knows who else from the old crew! I will die happy. I'll dance a couple steps in your honour.
-- If I'm not writing, I'm just sitting here changing oxygen into carbon dioxide. Like a baby. A little shit and piss factory, maybe one day a man. Be a man today, motherfucker.
Hey, random hello, not so random mention that my friend and I just totally scored tickets to a--drumroll please--Parliament show in Toronto in 2 weeks! George and Bootsy and Bernie Warrel and Lord knows who else from the old crew! I will die happy. I'll dance a couple steps in your honour.
-- If I'm not writing, I'm just sitting here changing oxygen into carbon dioxide. Like a baby. A little shit and piss factory, maybe one day a man. Be a man today, motherfucker.
you just go right on ahead. i'd use it too if it wasn't my name.
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who's starin' at miss rayon? doitdoitdoitdoitdoit! i couldn't hit it sideways, just like- ah! just like, doitdoitdoit! just like sister ray says... i said she hasn't got the time time, you busy suckin' on my ding-dong, just like sister ray said...
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bitter words for
breakfast, nicotine for
lunch and my
fat black heart for
dinner. burp.
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"It's a story as common as a penny, son. It ain't really worth anything to anyone." Ani
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I'm quite comforted to see a familiar, smiling face.
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If I'm not writing, I'm just sitting here changing oxygen into carbon dioxide. Like a baby. A little shit and piss factory, maybe one day a man. Be a man today, motherfucker.
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If I'm not writing, I'm just sitting here changing oxygen into carbon dioxide. Like a baby. A little shit and piss factory, maybe one day a man. Be a man today, motherfucker.
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If I'm not writing, I'm just sitting here changing oxygen into carbon dioxide. Like a baby. A little shit and piss factory, maybe one day a man. Be a man today, motherfucker.
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"As leaves are to limbs, so are your words to your soul." -Mark Z. Danielewski
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who's starin' at miss rayon? doitdoitdoitdoitdoit! i couldn't hit it sideways, just like- ah! just like, doitdoitdoit! just like sister ray says... i said she hasn't got the time time, you busy suckin' on my ding-dong, just like sister ray said...
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